i have a crush on my optometrist
i have a crush on my optometrist
it’s naughty to say
but with service so splendid
what else can one say?
my handsome, Mr. Ransome
my dapper eye man
who sharpens my eyesight
as no other can
he helps me see clearly
from morning till night
and somehow looks stunning
in fluorescent light
so here’s to Mr. Ransome
the king of eye care
with marvelous manners
and debonair flair
BOOK YOUR EYE APPOINTMENT TODAY!
for all your optical needs 😘✨
it’s worth it, i promise
if only for the view
*it’s the jawline… or maybe the broad shoulders*
Beneath all the flirting and poetic greatness
Jack really is a fantastic optometrist.
He is thoughtful, skilled, and genuinely passionate about his craft.
I adore my bespoke glasses, and I couldn’t be happier with the care I received.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! ✨








