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Guy wearing this shirt came in off the street and went straight for the bathrooms. Didn't realize until after he left that he had totally stopped the toilet. Plumber said he'd never seen anything like that and whoever left it should seek medical care immediately.

When I entered the website, I expected service, but the owners just kept on laughing at me and refused to sell me any merchandise after I tried to bargain down the prices. Then, they followed me onto the next website I went to and even into my Yahoo chat, where I was speaking to my future girlfriend.

I will never shop here again and I want the owners to know that they have lost my business. This is unacceptable as I am a connoisseur of Flub merchandise as a lifelong flub-head, and they have flubbed their last flub.

I tried to email the owners to let them know how upset I am with their service and they forwarded my email to my boss, who then also made fun of me.

The hoodie is sick though. I plan on forming a violence gang to steal one from the first person I see wearing one. Hopefully it’s my size.

🦈Hey yall, David the Shark here.

🦈 I found this website to be fin-tastic! In the vast deep blue sea, it's rare to swim through an inspiring web store. The only reason I give it 4 stars was because I found it fishy that PayPal wasn't working, but as an Elon Musk Guy, that's water under the bridge. As a shark, I always have to swim forward, and bite back at the problems the ocean throws at us.

🦈  I also would have liked to seal the merchandise worn by models (preferably beautiful women and/or sharks) to show how yit on the body. No Single Guys, please! The human body is as beautiful as the Great Pacific, and this small change would cause your website to dive... I mean rise all the way to the top.

🦈 I'm glad to support my favorite podcasters Brian Finby and Fish James!#spreadsharklove

Would give one star if I could. All of the hats sold out immediately as they were sold to The Velvet Whip who forced us single guys to wear them while we were in the Play Room. It was demeaning but not in the way that I like! NO STAR.

It has been established more and more that Guysery enjoys success in Hollywood because of the growing movement in Hollywood to be a store that is not woke. More and more woke podcast stores are losing out to Guysery and it is making moves behind the scenes to try to use its growing influence to take business away from the woke podcast stores in Hollywood. I have to emphasize again that I know for a fact from several reports that Guysery is getting the job done behind the scenes to bring podcast merch in a less woke direction and maybe some profits to the podcast that was bankrupted by woke.

Too many single guys

ALEXA... PLAY THE TUNA FISH SONG

I’m praising his noodly appendages that we have some guys like Queeber and Gris who are willing to battle against the Wokeistas ruining our society. I actually met Queeber in the playroom at Hedonism last year, and he told me he has plans to eradicate the woke mind virus for good. Hell, as long as it’s not a vaccine, I’m on board!

Also, I bought a hoodie, but I wanted to get all that off my chest first.

My hubbeh bought a shirt from y’all and it didn’t come with no bewbz stickers nor a babe of the month calendar. The Dude DOES NOT abide! My hubbeh loves my beautiful humongous bewbz and drinking Pappy van Winkle while sucking on them for twenty minutes. Tommy want drinky! But we got the shirt, so we got that going for us, which is nice. May his noodle appendage bless you in correcting your mistakes. Ramen.

As a lifelong fan of the cinematic masterpiece, Flubber, I was very excited to learn that there was "allegedly" epic merchandise made for myself and my fellow fans, aka "flubheads".

To my horror, this merchandise is neither epic nor is it related to the Robin Williams masterpiece of a movie. Instead, this term is used by a foreign agent to denigrate a LEGO enjoying American.

The real flub here, sirs, is not even getting Disney involved for this. I know they're WOKE now, but they really could've made this the best collaboration ever.

3/3 stars

if I culd give 0 stars I would. my wife won't let me buy it

I love everything about the guysery. The shirts and hat are amazing. The quality is top notch, and I love the designs. Can’t wait to queeb around in the merch.

The reason this gets two stars is because I also asked for a ROOM TEMPURATURE glass of tap water and they said they only have BOTTLED WATER that they’ve been sitting in the fridge for god knows how long. That hurts my tummy.

All a ridiculous fundraising plot for a known antifa member to raise money to bring their international friends into our fine country for the purpose of some filthy internet radio show. I’d give it zero stars if I could. I’ve reported this to homeland security.

shirts look cool but they weren’t available at the show when I went to see them

Their Motor Bunny was in top condition and the attachments were clean and disinfected.

Ice cream in a baseball helmet was a nice touch, the sort of thing that will keep me coming back for more, and paying for the most expensive tickets possible.

I got detained by the police for wearing this 'violence gang' hoodie. DO NOT RECCOMEND!! also, the bottled water they served was too cold and this loud rock music was playing.

They have plenty of lockers but remember to bring your own lock.

If you don’t have a lock, you can rent one from the front desk for $5.

The host got buckwild at Hedonism II and ruined "playtime" for me and my hotwife. Waving a syringe around asking people to help with his injection. Ratchet. Like, bro, there's bathrooms here for that

The Guysery make some of the best merch on the market - great designs, top quality, and perfect service. Well, that was until my recent purchase. A single guy appeared at the door and expected entry? I obviously had to lay down the ground rules before letting him come in but he just left. You'd think these guys might hire bulls but obviously not. Will take my traffic elsewhere in future.

Didn’t expect to get a package with an 8x11 framed picture of the seller doing violence gang activities to a 75 year old woman, but man that Queeber sure knows how to please the people!