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Guysery merchandise is compatible with the Boston Scientific AMS-700 penile implant.

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...if you like to be disappointed. First off, they did not honor the yelp rewards! The clothes didn't look like the pictures online. The quality is not real high. The value is not real good. You just buy your clothing and leave. Nothing real special about it.

If you don't need clothes then you're basically just going to be going. The parking lot has a bunch of holes in it. Nothing special at all really.

Also they literally scream at you instead of talking to you, and they speak french.

I had ridden my bike to The Guysery on a summer Sunday. I had fallen off my bike on the way and had a scratch on my arm. As soon as I got there I had asked to bring my bike inside because there wasn't a bike rack. The front desk woman called someone over. I believe he was the manager and named Gris??? He asked where my bike was and I said in the entrance of the shop at the bottom of the stairs. He went and looked and then said to me, "does this look like a motor vehicle shop?" I said that I am planning on spending money and do not want my bike to get stolen. He could have just said no instead of being a smart ass. He then looked at me and said, "what do you want?"

I told him that I designed a shirt that I wanted on a shirt design app on my phone and then started looking for the app and the picture that I had drew. He cut me off and asked me what a shirt design app was. I then stated that it was a mobile application that is used to design shirts, as the name implies. (This guy is not only very rude but also moronic) Right when I showed him the picture he said very loudly that he would not wear a shirt with that design while looking disgusted so I asked why. He repeated saying that he wouldn't even sell a shirt with that design to a customer, totally ignoring my question. I was almost ready to walk on because of how rude this guy was and also how idiotic he was. He did not seem interested in my inquiries at all and was very unwilling to help in any sort of way.

From here, everything became even worse. He asked what I wanted to do with my horrible drawing. I repeated myself, again, stating that I wanted an artist to look at it and see what they could do with it. He said, we can't just let an artist speak with you about your "drawing." He actually used quotation symbols with his hands when he said drawing. Once again, I let it slide. I told him that I am going to buy a shirt but I wanted to speak with an artist first to see their ideas with it. He said no. I told him that I am willing to put down a deposit so it isn't wasting company time. He said, "no, we can't just customize your experience. This is a business not a hotel." (whatever that means) I then told him that it says on the website that the staff will customize each customers experience to their own needs and satisfaction. When I said this he just kind of looked at me strange. I told him that I wanted to know what the shirt is going to look like before I get it. He said, "well...duh!!" I sighed and said okay well then get an artist for me to speak with. He then rudely asked me if I had heard what he said about custom customer experiences. I replied saying that I did and did he hear himself when he said yeah duh. This guy was just talking in circles. I then said, "okay, how about this. I put down a deposit or whatever you want, then I speak with an artist. That artist can draw up a few ideas based on my sketch and then text or email me the ideas and I can choose from those." He even said no to this idea. I then asked him, "so how does this so called shop work?" He replied, "well, like every other shop out there, you pick a shirt that we have for sale, and you buy it." I said well yeah, that's how it works but I am supposed to have the shirt already picked out even though its a custom shirt I designed myself. He started to just walk away from me without replying. As he started walking away, he noticed that my arm was skinned a little. It wasn't technically bleeding but the skin was rubbed off a little bit from when I had fell off my bike.

This part is when I started getting very upset. He came back up to me and started yelling at me about how I have blood all over me. (which I didn't) He started freaking out saying that I'm "contaminating" his shop with my dirty DNA. As he said this, the front desk woman went and got me a dry paper towel. I blotted the scrape which of course didn't help because it wasn't bleeding, it was just some skin rubbed off. As I blotted the scrape he was saying things like "ewe" "horrible hygiene" and other rude comments. As I went to throw out the paper towel he said that I am getting blood all over his shop. He yelled this at me by the way. I replied saying that there isn't really any blood on the paper towel. He said, "look at your hands, you have blood all over your hands." I looked down and there was NO blood! He then kicked me out!

I was the last person to talk to the designer of that hoodie before they died.

First, the good: dope shit for discerning guys.

However this experience left my wallet drained and my marital relationship strained. She Who Must Be Obeyed keeps a close eye on our finances ever since i drove over the classic car and getting fired from the call center. We'll, she found out, i'm in the doghouse, and the owners are no help.

I asked them to give me a fake receipt with a lower price. The taller one scoffed and said sorry in a mocking accent as if it was a crazy request. I tried to show him the fake receipt app but he said hes not going to look at my phone and walked away.

His partner came over and demanded to know "whaccup" then said their stuff being expensive means it's better.

i know, bobo shoes, but just help me out.

Perfect experience except...
Purchased 2 shirts and the process early on was simple. Everything was going smoothly and I got to the check out, but it wouldn't let me use my legal tender chive coins as my chosen currency. I ended up using GLOBALIST funds after my mom put the money in my account.

No pappy. Really disappointed.

My wife likes this stuff and I've tried to be supportive about it, I even bought her a morally objectionable and inflammatory hooded sweatshirt from this website. At a fair price, mind you. But I'm done after this. She chanted FLUB at thanksgiving. She banged her fists against our dinner table. I misspoke, it was an honest mistake.

3 stars

I was at a concert at The Sphere with Jim Carrey when I got the notification on my cell phone that the merch had dropped. I pulled out my phone and turned the brightness to maximum so I could see (the band had some overpowering screensaver going on all the screens) but that made Jim so mad that he pulled out the tarp from underneath us and threw it over my head.
I called out for help but the people around me started shushing me and accusing me of chomping. I woke up hours later with a huge headache, probably from all the nutmeg I smoked before the show. All the merch was sold out but it did look cool. 76%.

The prices here are WAY too reasonable. I haven't bought anything, but I KNOW this garbage sucks. The merch would be MUCH better if it were expensive. You just lost my traffic.

Love the website and the merch—got one shirt for myself, one for the Mrs and seventeen for her friends down at the club—but my computer is slow, think I need a new one, so one star.

I was unemployed for 7 months this year so money is really tight. When I saw there was going to be a merch drop I thought, "What would Queeber do?"

So I bought a shirt and a hoodie, responsibilities be damned. I would have messaged them on Instagram but they are cowards and won't allow follow me back AND the water was way to cold so I can't give them more than a 75% or 3 out of 5 stars.

I checked in to see if challenge coins were available yet, but I was applled at the family-unfriendly "violenc gang" merchsndise.

I've done some standup comedy (GOOD, CLEAN, and CHRISTIAN, of course) before, not to toot my own hern, so i know when something is funny or not, and these guys aren''t funny anymore. I don't know when these "guys" went woke, but methinks they'll be goin broke.

Nice FLUB cap, chuckleheads. See you in court.

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showed the picture to my 4 year old niece, she said the skulls were scary and asked me not to get it? Not sure what to do... probably Wont buy it just in case but good luck !! three stars because I dont know if its good or not

Stumbled upon this store unexpectedly and decided to pick up one of the sweatshirts. As soon as I placed my hands on it, I realized that it was made of the pure cotton. Cotton just happens to be my favorite textile. As soon as I tried it on, I knew this was the sweatshirt for me. I ordered a large and it fit me like a glove. I found it to be the perfect combination of warm, but comfortable. All told, I would say that it’s the best hoodie that I have ever had the pleasure of purchasing.

Unfortunately, the design on it rocks too hard. One star.

Shirts look great but they just don't sell enough of them. I mean I got one and a hoodie because I pay to be part of an exclusive lifestyle membership, but it's not very egalitarian to the rest of the single guys out there. Also, this water is too cold. I'd rate 0 stars if I could.

I was sent to this place by Wayne and The Dinger in the Morning from WBAL. Would not recommend! My father invented the challenge coin in Suicide Falls Illinois between piloting blimps. So you could say I know a thing or two about this sort of thing.

I was very excited to see the Guysery so you can understand my DISAPPOINTMENT when Greg Brady and I found out there were NO CHALLENGE COINS and the other merch is a bit too “urban” for me.

I was an early adopter to online shopping when Steve Jobs told me from his deathbed “Mr Mueller the future is computers” hours later he was dead.

I guess you guys don’t really care about the honest working man, it’s satanic and I wouldn’t take a million dollars and a night with Jessica Alba to support this moral corruption.

I told my friend (the other guy from EXTREME) If you want my recommendation go to Frank Nutsack’s Chivery in East Chicago. He’s a close personal friend and NOT stricken with the WOKE MIND VIRUS unlike SOME Podcasts.