The Chocolate Men Cabaret Show Anmeldelser 

My friend and I attended the “Chocolate Men Caribbean Bottomless Brunch,” which was advertised as a two-course Caribbean meal, one hour of bottomless rum punch, and a cabaret show. The total cost came to £56.97 including £5.70 booking fees. Unfortunately, apart from the performers themselves, the entire experience was disappointing and felt like a complete rip-off.

The event was supposed to start at 3pm, yet paying customers were left queuing outside the venue until after 3:17pm. While waiting, women were being encouraged by the promoter, Louis, to take photos for his social media without proper consent, which felt inappropriate and unprofessional.

Once inside, we were escorted upstairs by one of the performers and handed what was advertised as “bottomless rum punch.” In reality, it tasted like diluted fruit juice with no rum. Numerous women complained, including myself and my friend, but our concerns were ignored. The caterer, Aunty D, was rude and dismissive throughout, telling me, “not everyone’s palate is the same,” which to me was a poor excuse, when I pointed out there was clearly no rum in the drinks.

The food was equally poor. The starter consisted of three tiny fritters about the size of a pound coin, shared between several people, despite nothing on the menu stating starters were shared. They were served in cardboard boxes rather than on plates and tasted awful. The main meal arrived around 45 minutes late, was lukewarm, partly burnt. My fried dumpling was also missing and had to be requested separately. For nearly £60, the quality and portions were unacceptable.

The “bottomless” drinks became even more of a joke as the event went on. After being given rum punch in very large plastic cups, the cups had suddenly downsize to much smaller cups for the rest of the evening and there were periods where no rum punch was available at all, and women were left waiting for more to be made — cutting into the already limited one-hour bottomless period.

The only people who were genuinely a credit to the event were the male performers. Not only were they entertaining and professional during the show, they escorted guests and served food and drinks. But what shocked me was what i observed after the show ended. The performers themselves were dismantling tables, carrying chairs downstairs and clearing the venue ready for the next event. It was obvious the organisers were cutting corners and relying on the performers to do jobs that should have been handled by proper staff.

Overall, this event was misleading, overpriced, poorly organised, and extremely disappointing. The only part worth praising was the professionalism and hard work of the performers themselves. Everything else felt like a complete waste of money. I wouldn't give it any stars on Trustpilot if I could. As it was a complete sham.

I ended up receiving the incorrect tickets twice, each with a different date than the one I originally selected. I'm under the impression that the situation is being addressed, and I'm currently waiting for the revised tickets to arrive with the proper date. Although it's been a bit of a hassle and has taken some time to resolve, I'm glad it's being handled. Best, Katie Brown

Had such a fun time!!! Went for my birthday with friends and family (including my grown daughters). The show was really good. The guys gave their all and made everyone feel special and was so friendly and accommodating. I got my very own birthday lapdance (which was fantastic) but you don’t have to participate if u don’t want to. There’s no pressure at all. You can just dance and spectate and enjoy. The dj was sooo good too. Music was perfect!!! A brilliant vibe too! Can’t recommend it enough for a great night out with the girls. Women of all ages, shapes n sizes there all enjoying the experience.

What an amazing vibe!
My friend and I arrived about 10 minutes late but the men were still getting ready. So the restaurant manager (im assuming, lovely man dressed in all black) directed us to another bar upstairs where we couldn’t wait and then be collected to come down stairs for the brunch event.
Louis was absolutely lovely….them contacts were really bringing the halloween vibe; freaky AF lol. I dont know why my tickets didn’t have a QR code but he trusted my email confirmation and let me in, thank goodness because me and my girls had a really good time!
First off DJ gets a hell of a lot of snaps because yaaaaaas all dem tunes??? He knew how to mix! Second of all drinks were flowingggggg, take a sip put your drink down suddenly it has been refilled again! They were on that!
Thirdly….the Chocolate Men 😮‍💨🤤 yeeeeah good looking, talented and turned the heat up in there! No woman was safe! I was hoping I would be safe because I wore a skirt…stupid me, they were creative up in there (pun intended) 🤣

The food was meh best thing being the dumpling. The chicken was too sweet like it was doused in reggae sauce or something?

We left two of our girls behind after brunch to go to the uncensored show. Show was definitely entertaining but something about the vibe was off/different. Enjoyed it for the most part but me and my friend left early because the sound system was just awful. Felt like my ears were bleeding which is a shame because it was same DJ with his sick tunes; that the sound system couldn’t handle lol. Couldn’t even hear the lively and lovely host most times when he was introducing the acts. Jarring.

TLDR: I recommend for a girls day/night out. Host, DJ, Chocolate Men and Rum Punch EXCELLENT 👍🏾

Such a great show!! Perfect for hen do’s, birthday treats or just a good time with the girls!! Especially if you like chocolate :)

Great atmosphere, we had a fantastic time! Good food and the rum punch hits! The boys are great fun and make sure you have a good time
Be back soon!!!

I was so turned on .. the experience on stage was unreal .. Omari gave me an ultimate climax . Deffo will come back for more

Book it. Book it now. Especially if it's you're birthday or hen even if not just do it. Do not know why it took me so long to go but I'm now going to be a regular :)

Honestly such an incredible experience. We did arrive a tad close to start time so the lady that took our IDs was a bit like “ok let’s move go go go” but other than that 10/10
The show was SO fun, music was perfect and the venue was a great size. Big enough that we weren’t cramped together but small enough that u didn’t have to break your neck to see the men. My whole group (hen party) got some attention and got stage time. It was AMAZING and we will be going back 🙈❤️

I went for a birthday celebration with 14 girls who all thoroughly enjoyed it. I have been to the one in Archway which was a bit different as
bits were more explicit and not covered up. There seem to be more performers there as well. However I can't complain much as the guys had our imaginations running WILD!!!!

O.M.G so out of my comfort zone but my life I had the best time honestly it’s a must do! Just suck a blast! We did the brunch, show and after party must do.

We had a great T I M E! The host was very entertaining, the dj was good en the show was amazing!

Easy booking and loads of information

The consultant who helped me sort it out. LOUIS

It was fun, once they got started. Louis sent an email telling to attend for 12.pm instead of 1pm. Which dampened the mood a bit as we were out in the cold, but the boys warmed us up, lol.

Food was ok, it came out lukewarm so some people sent theirs back. i enjoyed the show, it was very entertaining.

Wrong tickets were supplied times 2 with different date than what I had purchased. It is I believe being dealt with and I’m awaiting updated tickets with correct date on. It has been an inconvenience and time consuming issue trying to sort out.

Regards

Katie Brown

Amazing experience I would definitely go there again !!!

All I can say is what an experience!

Great day for my sisters 30th, she loved it. Good fun and nice people Thank you.

Such a fun time with my girls! Honestly amazing, so creative and very interactive. Would defo recommend!