Diddly Squat Farm ShopAnmeldelser 

Ordered on line for Xmas presents, adding items to a hamper. So easy to order on line and the delivery was so fast. All items securely packed. We called into the shop in the summer but it was too busy to get around with my walking frame, we purchased the chilli mayo and the hamburger sauce which everyone loved. Will defo be ordering again.

Easy ordering system. Very good communication and fast delivery as standard. Packaged well and clearly with care. Sheep hat is beautiful. Was a gift but will keep it for myself now! Smoked chilli mayo absolutely delicious. Haven’t opened the Bee Juice bites or piccalilli yet but confident they’ll be just as good. Only complaint is the Goat tee shirt. Sizing ok but very poor quality Very thin material, almost see through, and poorly cut. Won’t be surprised if it disintegrates quickly. Very overpriced for the quality. Shame because my husband loved the design and gesture. Cannot be faffed to return so will put it down to experience. Must try the mustard next!

Recently placed orders have not only been sent out immediately but the produce has been of an amazing standard, so pleased to be able to share with family.

Well the only impression I was left with is Didly squat, queues every were to get in to car park although a couple of surley looking parking assistants were doing their best, and to get into the shop (if you can call it that) a shed is more appropriate more queues. We waited patiantly in line as it crawled through the limited space crammed with overpriced items that very little people were buying, I had the feeling that most were mesmerised by the prices more than the merchandice and left empty handed, as we did. On exit I noticed the queues had grown longer. I visited the toilets they were as expected unpleasant to say the least but desperation makes it nessesary to use them. I fell for the hype and wish I had not, one visit and nill purchases from me.

Diddly squat is exactly what I got, massive car park was rammed we walked over people were queuing around the car park to get in.
We didn’t stay to join the queue heard some people saying overpriced but I didn’t enter to find out

Love it! Great day out

Very disappointing car park mubath (ok we have had rain but really) . Burger can only be described as slop. Inedible burger so thin and small fed to dog once I had removed slop from it. Bun must be cheapest rubbish. Chips ok but really served from van in open box with slop burger on open plate. AVOID IT ALL COSTS.

Easy to order and delivered on time. Ordered the sheep scarf. Lovely looking scarf but it is very itchy.

I’m really disappointed with my experience ordering from Diddly Squat Farm. I placed an order on 22nd August for a case of Cider. This was to be a birthday gift for my brother in law. Nearly two weeks on and I still haven’t received the order! Despite waiting far longer than expected, there’s been no delivery, no updates, and no meaningful communication from customer service.
I sent an email and got a standard reply recommending to check with the courier……really!
When you order from a business, you expect at the very least to receive what you paid for or be kept informed. Sadly, that hasn’t been the case here. I therefore wouldn’t recommend ordering online from Diddly Squat Farm until they improve their reliability and customer care. Don’t take folks money on false pretences!

Received my order with 3 jars leaking into the box. Lids hadn't been tightened. Sent Diddly Squat an email to complain through the website and the lovely Tasha had my jars replaced within 24 hours.
Excellent service turning my disappointment into delight.

Simply the best mustard in the world! Jeremy's Hot Seed Beer Mustard packs a punch and has the most incredible texture… Lots of little mustard seeds bursting on your tongue! If you love mustard you will love this! I'm just about to order another 12 jars! Amazed at how many one star reviews there are on here. But then again that's the general public for you! Most of them are t**** 😊
Keep up the good work Jeremy I love your series

Excellent ordering system, clear, concise and easy to use. A lot of large companies could learn from this. Also delivery excellent ordered beer at 4pm yesterday and although message said due to high demand may be a delay it arrived at 11 pm today. Good communications tracking it as well.

We visited as we were passing, the place was empty, (people getting wise to the oafs high prices perhaps) I bought a packet of Biltong today, and it was almost inedible there was so much gristle in it, to be fair the taste was OK, but at that price, I at least expected it to be of a decent quality, it was NOT.

Being a fair-minded person, I informed them to give them a chance to comment on 9/6/25, so far diddley squat in reply.

Meaning their customer service isn't...

So I have to assume diddly squat is what I should have expected for my money.

The whole place is set up to make a TV program and fleece the public as far as I can see. I'm glad we didn't, as many seem to do, make a special trip; we were passing on our way home from France.

Just got an email from them21/7/25, funny how they say they didn't get mine, yeah right.

Order various gifts and never had a problem. All well received
Pretty sure people complain for the sake of it!

Ordered the hamburger sauce and the mustard online.
The mustard is honestly the best mustard I've ever tasted and must be tried!
The hamburger sauce is amazingly good, so much so that I have it on burgers, chips and salads, it's delicious!

I’ve made numerous orders using the online shop. No concerns as some of the reviews on trust pilot have suggested. Mustard is to die for, blanket is huge and had to buy another for my little one. Lovely home made products. I will be ordering again and again. Star buy - Jeremy’s hot seed.

Bought a few condiments and have tried the mustard. It’s absolutely gorgeous! It’s doing my diet no favours as I’ve had 2 and a half ham sandwiches for tea it was so nice! It was fast delivery and well packed. I know the show is popular and was expecting a long wait for delivery but it came in 3 working days. Looking forward to my lunch at work tomorrow now

My order wasn’t delivered and it was down to Evri more than the farm shop but they chose to use that company who are the worst company for deliveries I’ve ever known so need to take a bit of responsibility. No attempt to deliver and no reply from them when I asked where the parcel was then a vague tracking sentence of returning to sender as package damage which is their usual line when they can’t be bothered to deliver. I’m very disappointed with DSFS as I really wanted the items and asked if they’d send them again using a different company but they refused. Their customer service was pretty good in replying just not very helpful when helping customers with an alternate way of delivery that might be reliable. Not sure that is a good business model as helping customers is the basic thing to do but there you go.

Ordered in plenty of time for Father’s Day but the order didn’t update or even get acknowledged until evri sent an email that they would e delivering on the Monday after Father’s Day, I thought ok never mind it’s only one day. Sadly the order arrived with the main present (shandy gift set and glass) missing and the burger sauce was open with the seal visibly broken, the sauce was separated inside so not safe to eat. I emailed but it doesn’t even get an auto response to say they’ll get back to me, literally diddly squat! I definitely wouldn’t recommend ordering anything from them, you’re better off going to a stockist like my local garden centre and getting it there if you really want something. I only ordered as we’d been to the farm shop before and actually enjoyed the stuff we purchased, lesson learnt I’m afraid.

Ordered a gift for Father’s Day on the 3rd of June and has still not arrived!! Sent an email on the 14th of June and still no reply!!