The worst, overpriced afternoon tea
The worst, but most expensive afternoon tea I have ever had. I visited yesterday with my 2 friends to have afternoon tea. It was booked about a month ago and they wanted the full amount up front, not just a deposit. The cost was £45 per person, and this did not include any alcohol.
Normally, when you have afternoon tea you get a little menu telling you what is what. If you don't, then when the server brings the afternoon tea they give you a run down. We received neither. Someone came and asked us what we would like to drink and brought this to us. Shortly after the afternoon tea arrived. There was 1 on one serving plate and 2 on the other. When we were looking at what we had we realised that there were some things missing from the one with the 2 servings on. We had to wait quite a while before a member of staff came into the room. We advised that some things were missing and they looked at us as if we were lying. I thought they were going to ask if we had eaten them. For £45 I want everything I have paid for.
Comparing what we got to other afternoon teas this was smaller. There were 2 finger sandwiches, a small bun, small quiche and the thinest sausage roll I have seen. One sandwich was coronation chicken, one was grated cheese with some orange (presumed tomato) accompaniment. The little bun was crab and I am not sure what the quiche was. The chicken was chewy, the orange tomatoy dressing was awful and the bread was dry and stale, the crab had been drowned in lemon. There were 2 scones, one cheese and one blueberry - both were dry and dense. The 3 tiny cakes were something with caramel and honeycomb on the top. A little pot of something with rhubarb in and the 3rd one was a little cracklin choux bun with cream. This was so dry, it just crumbled. It felt like some things had maybe been previously made, frozen and defrosted. Or maybe they had been standing out in the kitchen for too long.
We were there just over 2 hours. No staff came to check on us and ask how things were going. We had to wait for a member of staff to come into the room so we could ask for some more tea. This was the same member of staff who we had asked for the missing items. We asked for more tea and some tap water. They looked at us and practically spat out "tap water". Anyone would think we had asked for free champagne.
So overall, terrible service, poor experience food.
They maybe want to have a look at hiw Jesmond Dene house do afternoon tea. We recently had afternoon tea in the Lakes. It was £35 and was far superior to what we had at Matfen Hall.








