Global Poker Anmeldelser 1.252

Before I start, let me just say I am in profit over 2,000 tournaments (mostly at the micro limits), have paid more than $200 in collection, and I have NEVER ONCE made a deposit here (suck it GP!). My handle is StoicSaxon if anyone wants to verify my claims on Sharkscope. I am typically in the top 10 percent of players on this site every month and generally in the top 100 at the limits I play. There are lots and lots of red flags on this (Malta headquartered company which is a subsidiary of an Australian company) site. I consistently played the freerolls at 3, 5, 7, 9, and 11 nearly religiously for years. The thing is, when you play this much you start to see patterns. The most obvious one being: nearly the entire player pool (at any limit) is Global Poker's in-house botnet (read: House Players), who they make no effort to disguise. The handles are the funniest and obviously generated randomly by a computer/website. If you don't believe me, select some of them and ask any AI. These bots play exactly the same, shoving with garbage and winning hand after hand. Once you start to recognize the "cooler" hands and fold, you can actually earn a (very small) profit, but GP throttles how much you can win or advance in a tournament. I once made a comment in chat like "are there any real players here, or is it just bots?". Global Poker literally turned the chat off on my account. the tab literally disappeared. The reason they can give away "free" money to players every day and have $500 worth of freerolls is because their botnet is taking down most of the higher paid places, while they make a profit with rebuys and add-ons from fish, suckers, and what they call "social players". I won $700 once and they have made sure I never made another big score. You'll see here in the comments they love to brag about their "certified RNG" and how "completely random" it is, but they never mention that you can't download your complete hand history; and their so-called hand history page is unintelligible (just as intended). For these reasons (and others), they have been kicked out of California (and other states with more to come) completely just in the last few months. To make up for the money they can't fleece from Californians, they started their "Bad Beat Jackpot", which operates nothing like a real bad beat jackpot that most poker players are familiar with. That is because (again), their botnet are winning those jackpots at the end of the month, which means the money goes to GP. A little background: I have been playing poker for decades, worked at the largest poker casino in the world for 11 years as a Surveillance Investigator, so I'm no noob or rube. I was one of the many victims in the Full Tilt Poker scam, and was playing on Poker Stars and Absolute Poker around the same time. What I am saying is, I know what suspicious activity, cheating, and outright collusion looks like. I will be having them remove my bank account information right after this post because they are definitely on their way to belly up (their just desserts). Beware!
Update: notice their reply below where they brag about their "Certified RNG" (last certified 5 years ago) just as I stated they would. Also, please note they made no comment regarding all my other points (because they have no rebuttal). Another interesting thing is, they gave me an $11 Rattlesnake ticket yesterday (because I stopped playing after they screwed me for $70 in a cash game full of bots in which at least 4 bad beat "jackpots" were recorded), which I used immediately and suffered the same botnet activity which convinced me it was time to stop playing here. Strangely, Sharkscope is not showing that $11 Rattlesnake tournament on the Tournaments tab of my account. Sharkscope is a completely trustworthy and reliable poker data aggregator that I have been using for years. Coincidence? I don't think so.

BEWARE LOCATED IN AFRICAN SHORELINE: something changed on the site recently. You were always losing money no matter what in 199 out of 200 hands... but now they don't even allow you to win anything at all. Super tight housebot raises out of nowhere preflop when I have AA. I say out loud "Watch him have something goofy like 7-10 and flop a straight" to my wife cooking dinner nearby. I reraise, he raises, I put him allin.

Want to guess what the housebot turned over? 7-10 AND FLOPPED A STRAIGHT. The site is so rigged you can literally 'feel' the algorithm if you've played online poker as many years as I have.

Keep in mind this guy didn't raise a single other hand. And by 'guy' I mean African housebot named WeFood or something like that.

Use your head, how are they hosting $500 in freerolls and hundreds of tournaments and much bigger freerolls every week if the site has less than 20 active players? It's a scam.

The site was getting ZERO traffic so they paid Michael Phelps, one of the biggest d0uches in the entire world (was an olympic champion and still chose to drunk drive repeatedly like a steroid addicted toddler), so they probably paid him like $50-$100k maybe more. Clearly to target boomers on facebook who care about Michael Phelps when you know very well Phelps doesn't play on the site.

Use your head, hundreds of thousands of dollars in freerolls over the course of a year yet zero traffic. And they are located in Africa.

Well I believe the rating explains it all. Wow 1.7 rating that has to tell you something. I haven't ever won anything off here pass $200 out of the years I've been here. I deleted Chumba their sister sites and few weeks ago and this one is about to be next. I haven't won off here heck I can't even tell you because it's been so darn long. I mean way back at beginning of last year and nomore than $50 . I'm sick of all these Sister sites to this company like Chumba, Luckylands slots, Luckylands Casino, and this one Global. Their all ran by the same company and you never win anything on them . Im done with this whole company
I will just play on my daily because they dang sure ain't getting another cent from me. If something changes I'll let yall know. But as far as now this company rates up to be the worst. Just look at the rating here !!!

I’ve been playing here for the longest time. Lost a lot of money, but still played, it’s gambling so I get it but being a valuable and loyal customer, they give me free SC every year for my birthday, this year nothing! They said sorry but said they appreciate and value me as a loyal customer but can’t give me even a $1 for a bday present.

So NOW YOU STEAL MY MONEY??? I waited weeks for my winnings because you guys refused to verify my bank account, I finally decide to leave a BAD review and you finally responded telling me my bank account is VERIFIED, now when I log in the Money has been stolen (no money pending or anything now) and it was never deposited, AND MY ACCOUNT IS BACK TO UNVERIFIED BANK STATUS!! WHAT IS GOING ON, you guys are literally stealing funds now?? My username is sugah79 - WHY HAVE YOU STOLEN MY WINNINGS? and placed my account as UNVERIFIED again??? EVERYONE STEER CLEAR OF THIS TERRIBLE SCAM SITE!! THEY ARE NOW FLAT OUT STEALING WINNINGS!

Started off good, but once you win, the algorithms kick in and you won’t be winning again any time soon and it’s pretty obvious too. Slots, poker, etc. it don’t matter what you play. Notice other reviewers said the same thing, the hands I’ve gotten beat by when starting off ahead are absolutely insane and consistent. Watching players get runner runner to make 3 of kind, or straight, after they call all in with absolutely nothing is definitely the sign of a rigged system. And slots are even worse. 100 bets and no wins is unreal! So i suggest if you start off, and if you win a good amount. Cash out and don’t look back. Find another platform.

I’m starting to dislike them as much I dislike chumba, I get every time you play you can’t expect a win but it’s ridiculous that you can place 100 dollars on here and it will literally eat every single dime I’ve won on here a few times, it’s so weird I quit playing the new luckylands site because I would just add and add and nothing it will pretend too give bonus games so I closed down the account it’s funny now chumba and global poker doing it call me crazy but I think their doing it also hoping it will cause me to closed down my account…just like I said something on there page about how low spinners don’t get the opportunity too win the grand jackpot it has never popped up while spinning the 4years I been playing and guess what happens 2 days later magically the x10000 popped up I’ve never seen it ever than after me saying something about it suddenly there it is….of course it didn’t give me the bonus game just tricked me into adding more money too loose….. I do not believe that generated crap they can controll these wins and that right there proves it….you spin 100 play .20 maybe see one or 2 bonus games an win 4.00 at the most than nothing…..idk what yal doing but your site is annoying as chumba hope someone figure it out and sue….put 50 this morning and straight dead spins not a single bonus game how does this generate win crap work…maybe not a large win maybe not a small one but too put 100 dollars on there and nothing seems odd

I am not sure why this place has so many negative reviews. It is licensed by a legitimate authority and operates from a first-world country: Australia. It gives out free money on a daily basis. It has both poker and casino games.

Avoid this casino .All they do is rip you off .Whata a joke.They need to be shut down.

I have been playing poker from a very long time, around 12 years. I have seen a lot of shadiness, automated bot behaviour, unexpected river at their website. This website is Un-Ethical, just taking away our money and implanting automated bots, rotating money and taking commisions. Also, coded the algorithm according to them. This is not acceptable and they are taking advantage of all customers.
Big Scam !!! stay away from this website…

This website is horrible. DO NOT PUT MONEY ON THIS SITE! YOU WILL LOSE IT WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF WINNING. It's rigged every time. Hitting the best hand on the river 9 out of 10 times is them just saying thank you for donating your money

came back after a while off.

nope.

same unrealistic nonsense right off the bat. there os a reason no one plays here anymore. look at the cash tables. 😆 literally only like 4 tables going at any given time.

this site is poison.

They are scammers who are robbing people for their money 💴 scammers don’t play with them they will scam you

When I first start playing it paid really good I guess to reel you in. But it has went downhill. Don’t waste your time or money

Scam Scam scam worse site I've ever played Stay away!!!!

Live games in their casino, slots of course, poker....who could ask for more? Sadly we have a world of people who lose their gambling money & then with an abysmal understanding of the English language, they decide to give 1 star everywhere in which they do not win, lol. You can write off unintelligent reviews like that. The vast majority in fact. This place rocks!

Global poker sucks. It's full of bots and hackers. Ready to cheat you and take your money on just about any and every hand. Global claims they are legit that is a bold face lie. Global poker lies,cheats,steals to get theirs. Global poker's customer service is horrible they never resolve a thing and make the player feel stupid for even sending them a message they're very rude. So if you like your money stay away from global thanks Thomas

Yo no se las cosas que me pasan ahi son cosas absurdas. Para mi el sistema del juego .tiene señalado a los jugadores que depositan dinero en el juego diario para no ganar .No hay forma que Yo gane una mano buena en esa plataforma, no la hay . De 15 o 20 manos o mas , buenas que tengo en la plataforma. 1 0 2 sale . .cosas absurdas. Estoy a no jugar mas este tipo de juego .plataforma manipulada

Good game but once you start rolling dead it don't stop till your broke.

Global poker will pay on slots first round or 2 to suck you in and then you wont win anything. Do NOT play! It'll take all your money!