Huge thanks to RBS for the most…
Huge thanks to RBS for the most thrilling 10-day application process. I applied for a business bank account, handed over every piece of ID short of a DNA sample, sat through verification, answered all their questions like a good little applicant, and waited. And waited. Ten whole days of anticipation. Would I get approved?
Then came the punchline: "business trading location Should be within Scotland" they can't approve me because I'm based on Wales. That well-known offshore tax haven nestled dangerously between England and the Irish Sea. Apparently this was information they could have checked at, oh I don't know, step one? When I literally typed in my address? But no. Why reject someone in 30 seconds when you can waste 10 days making them wait, after collecting every personal detail
So to summarise: RBS will happily collect your personal details, run you through full identity verification, and let you believe everything is on track, all before casually mentioning that your entire country was never eligible in the first place. Truly world-class customer journey design. If you're in Wales and thinking about RBS, save yourself some time folks. They'll figure out where you live eventually. Just not quickly.








